Funny Bloopers at Church

They’re Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes snacks and meals.


The sermon this morning: ‘Jesus Walks on the Water.’ The sermon tonight: ‘Searching for Jesus.’
Ladies , don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say ‘Hell’ to someone who doesn’t care much about you.
Don’t let worry kill you off – let the Church help.
Miss Charlene Mason sang ‘I will not pass this way again , ‘ giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
For those of you who have children and don’t know it , we have a nursery downstairs.

Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.           Music will follow.
At the evening service tonight , the sermon topic will be ‘What Is Hell?’ Come early and listen to our choir practice.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

Scouts are saving aluminum cans , bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you will want remembered.


The church will host an evening of fine dining , super entertainment and gracious hostility.

Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM – prayer and medication to follow.

The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon..

This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. Is done.

The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
The 8th graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
The Associate Minister unveiled the church’s new campaign slogan last Sunday:

‘I Upped My Pledge so up yours’

Rhonda’s voice is heard in AOL Housingwatch article!

Please go to to read it!

What I Stand For – Consumer Rights for Buyers and Sellers

The Duffys go to Mardi Gras

One of our family traditions is to go to Mardi Gras. It is amazing as I speak to people, how many people have a misconception about what Mardi Gras is. Mardi Gras is a family destination in some areas of the parade route. Here is some footage. Enjoy.

What I Stand For…

I want you to know who I am and what I believe. Watch here…

Rhonda Duffy Auctioning at Good Mews Charity

“Peace, Love & Catnip” was a tremendous success raising over $43,000 for the shelter! Thanks to our co-chairs, Nikki Gordon, Joan Peterson and Lori Trahan and the auction committee: Carole Bache, Pam Cobb, Christi Fisher, Debra Lieb, Kelly McNamara, Barb Murphy, Heather Pechter, Karen Redlew and Robbin Yeager. We also want to thank auctioneer, Rhonda Duffy, host of The Duffy Realty Show on 640 WGST, and Proprietor of Duffy Auctions and Duffy Real Estate and DJ Debra Lieb, lead vocalist for JAZZ-i-TUDE. Enjoy some photos of the evening – many people dressed in their 60’s attire!

I have also done many other charities lately which is a blast. I bring in my whole team at no charge to the charity. Let me know if I can help you too. I am a licensed auctioneer and I own Duffy Auctions where we auction houses as well.

House Buyer Turns Thief; Robs Sellers


All 4 news channels interviewed me when a house buyer turned up with a warrant for stealing a necklace in Sandy Springs while posing as a real estate buyer and working with agents all over town. I am very fortunate to be known by the media as an expert and this is not the first time that I have been interviewed to get the scoop. Of course, I always have a different spin on the matter. My take is that Sellers need to get smarter about what they leave lying around.

By the way, they did catch the guy in Richmond, Virginia a few days later. An agent googled his name after becoming suspicious, saw this story and called me at home to compare notes. She decided that it was him and turned him in.

Check out the article that WSB (Channel 2 – ABC) ran after the story was reported on air by all major news channels.
Read more…

Duffy Realty Goes Green

Duffy Realty of Atlanta Goes Green; Firm is doing its part by driving high gas mileage company cars, eliminating paper usage and encouraging use of Fluorescent bulbs by Sellers.
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Is there hope for this Seller?

what it takes to sell a house
I found this photo while looking at 850K and above homes in the area that I am looking for a home. This was taken in a virtual tour (not my listing) and was most likely paid for by the Listing Agent. Can you sell a home that is marketed this way? So, I ask the question, did the agent tell the Seller to clean up? If so, why did the photographer proceed to post pictures like this?

Photos are the MOST important piece of marketing that you have. This picture is populated to 100’s if not 1000’s of sites and these owners expect foot traffic as a result of being listed. But instead, this is a HUGE turnoff to any buyer in this price range with the amount of homes on the market. Unless this home is in a hot location, this home will not get the traffic that it would have if these folks had cleaned up.

Remember, when you sell your home, you have to make it a product. That starts with you taking the steps to make it awesome and ends with you taking or having a professional take exceptional photos showing your home in peak state.

Real estate needs to change from Sellers expecting agents to wave fairy dust on a cluttered and dirty house to make it sell. Sellers need to understand the importance of marketing and how buyers search.

Stay tuned. I will show you a house that will sell in the 850K price range to show you the difference.

New Year Brings Hope…

People often ask me when real estate is going to get better. I wish I had a crystal ball… I would not be selling real estate if you know what I mean. What I do know for sure is, real estate is what you make it. If you don’t have fun, think out of the box and most importantly remove your personal feelings from your home and make it a product, it can be hell to sell your house when the media, your neighbors and any real estate agents that you know are constantly telling you that it is impossible to sell.

I want you to know straight from my mouth, we are selling houses!

I have maintained my ranking of the #1 Agent in Georgia for the last three years and we are still selling houses. I know that I don’t have to repeat myself again, but we are selling houses.

So, how you might ask? My clients do crazy things to bring excitement to their home. We recommend a St. Joseph statute buried in the backyard. Who am I to say that it doesn’t work? People swear by it. Of course these folks have their house marketed in all the right places (which we take care of), but they swear that it was St. Joseph who attracted the buyer to buy the house.

Others may try auctions, open houses, audio tours of the house for buyers who are visitng, CDs and DVDs of their home, video taping their home and adding their home to Google Ad Words, writing letters to potential buyers and their agents, answering all the questions that a buyer might ask before the buyer asks the questions. We have plenty of ideas and can impart our wisdom to your situation.

These are all CHEAP and fun ideas that bring action.

Who is going to sell your home? You, the expert at your home or someone who sticks a sign in the yard? You create the energy and we create the marketing and ideas… it is really that simple. You have 1 house to sell and you need 1 buyer. It is really that simple.

Screw the media, screw the agent that says that you can’t get whatever you want for your house, they are not the buyer and best of all make your neighbors jealous. You know the ones, the ones that will look at you like you have 2 heads when you list your house “high”. They probably want to sell, but are too afraid. They listen to the media!

So bring on 2008 – we are ready for a gangbuster year of selling houses and making people happy that they used Duffy Realty where they learned how to Buy, Sell and Save!

Rhonda Duffy